Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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