Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Rumble strips road head = magical
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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