I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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