you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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