I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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