have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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