why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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