How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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