Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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