dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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