How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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