I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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