I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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