@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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