if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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