no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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