Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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