Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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