Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
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We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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