she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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