P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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