just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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