Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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