Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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