i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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