All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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