that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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