Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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