Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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