My boss' voice literally gives me gas
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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