Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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