spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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