do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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