nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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