I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize