i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN