is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Randomize