just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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