And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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