well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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