The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i think my mom watched the whole time
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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