i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
My Sexting was not on an AP level
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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