just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
