i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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