it's not cheating when I paid for it
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He? As in you personified your dick?
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Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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