Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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