its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Randomize
