Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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