I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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