yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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