Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
why is half of my head shaved?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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