Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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