I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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