i don't like sucking hair
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
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I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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