Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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