You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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